1) Mommy's breasts or anything else that that I think I might be able to get milk out of such as necks, arms, pacifiers, fingers....you name it, I've tried.2) Chugging breast milk from the bottle....does a body good!
3) Mom, boy she really loves me!
4) Pooping in a nice clean diaper right as Dad finishes changing me.
5) Trying to gouge my eye out and scratching my face up as much as possible (check out my boxing mitts in my photos).
6) Tooting louder than any grown man. I'll challenge anyone out there!
7) Sleeping.
8) Car rides and walks in the stroller....lovely time to knock out.
9) Baths. I'm still trying to figure out what this water stuff is, but I think I like it.
10) Life. It sure beats the cramped quarters I had to deal with for 9 months! Now I'm living large with a nice crib, drinks every 3 hours and limo service everywhere I go. Heck this place even does my laundry and that isn't even to mention what it is like when the grandmas are in town.
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